And we’re here again with a brand new story.
So there’s this Prince Charming, right? And obviously a Snow White. You know the rest of the story.
She doesn’t go „BOOM!” or anything but they don’t get to live happily ever after because two new wild characters appear, Crooked boobs and Awesome boobs, and kick Snow White in the head, then tie her up and call the russian mafia so they take her away and sell her organs on the black market. They obviously get a part of the money which will be split three ways (because they’re friends with Prince Charming) and they get drunk and fall asleep in a moat. When they wake up, they have no idea whatsoever about what happened and they go on with their lives. The wild piano suddenly falls down from the sky but it misses and they live. HA! You didn’t see that coming, right?
Karma is a bitch.